Congratulations to Shira!
With 41% of the vote, we have an official Wang Winner!
A free penis! Yay!
A special shout out to Mary, with the Beer and a Boner Pic, who finished with 37% of the vote. It was a tight race between these two contestants!
Thanks to all who competed, it was a great contest with lots of laughs!
Below are our awesome entries in the Win a Wang contest – from Chicago and DC.
How it’s time for you to have your say. Check out the images below, and vote for your favorite. Voting will end Saturday 17th at midnight EST. Winner received a (1) Prick Cushion of his or her choice, to the value of $15.
Win a Wang: Cock the Vote
Total Voters: 110
Loading ...Good Luck, and May the Biggest Dick Win!
(3) Good and Long
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(7) Renaissance Balls
Like Venus de Milo, her hands caress the balls (if Venus still had hands that is)
(8) Attention!
Does your dick stand tall, does it have some fuzzy balls?
Did you take a photo of yourself with the big fuzzy cock?
I want your dick in my box. My inbox. Mail your photo to The Postal Prick, it will go up on the blog, and the the funniest pic will win a Prick Cushion (retails at $15)
There is nothing like a little action to get you through the middle of the week. Unless it is brand-spanking-right-out-of-the-skillet-impulsive-butt-naked-young-blooded- quickie-in-the-stairwell-red-hot-fresh-out-of-the-oven-didn't-bother-to-put-on-panties- this-morning-champagne-popping-hot-to-trot--six-times-a-day-makes-your-tongue- tingle-still-has-that-new-carpet-smell kind of loving. Remember that, don't cha? Ooooh YES. I'll give you a moment. Alright now? You sure? Okay then! Back to the mundane. To get you through this Wednesday [Hump Day], abitabite, Home of the Prick Cushion over at Etsy, will be releasing little spouts of virgin love all day. Along with some old, reliable, promises-to-get-your-knickers-in-a-knot, blasts from the past and familiar phallic friends. It wouldn't be fair to fail to titillate your taste-buds with a tiny tidbit. How about a little nibble of Notes from the Nuts?
If you prefer your snacks sweet, rather than salty, Prick Cushion Fortunecockys will also be popping up for the world to enjoy some time tomorrow.
And, if you prefer to try before you buy, Great News! The Prick Cushion will once again be emphasizing the ‘bastard’ element of Crafty Bastards to the DC area. Come out and see us on Saturday, October 3, 2009 in Washington, DC. If you come by, I’ll let you stroke my cocks… or play with my pussies (whichever is more likely to make you come).
After some pussy on prick action, what is better than some quality cuddle time?
Our friend over at BindingTwine sent us this picture of how to disturb your boyfriend in one easy purchase.
